Standard Operating Procedure

Summary

The Standard Operating Procedure is as follows:

1. Go to OfficeMax
2. Purchase Linksys LNE-100TX network card
3. Purchase cheap serial or PS/2 mouse (optional)
4. Make a mess on the bedroom floor while installing above hardware
5. Consult the DB Box (as needed)
6. Install MS-DOS/Windows 3.1
7. Upgrade to Windows 95
8. Configure Networking
9. Profit